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Asshxles Live Forever Black & White Briefs XL

Bold black-and-white novelty briefs built for laughs at every bachelor or bachelorette party.

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Loud, funny, and built to last - a soft ringspun cotton tee with Doc Johnson's signature Assholes Live Forever graphic in bold black and white.

What we like
  • Bold, laugh-out-loud graphic print
  • Comfortable stretch-knit fabric
  • True-to-size fit
  • Great low-cost gag gift
Worth noting
  • Novelty print only — not an everyday basic
  • Sizing runs by chart, not standard brief numbering
  • Best hand-washed over time to protect the graphic

Break out the party favors — this pair turns any gift exchange into a laugh-out-loud moment.

Asshxles Live Forever Black & White Briefs XL

Built on a stretchy, breathable knit, these novelty briefs pair a bold black-and-white graphic with a comfortable everyday fit. You'll get a true-to-size XL cut designed to move with you, whether you're wearing them to a bachelor party or gifting them as a cheeky surprise. The playful print is the whole point — a conversation starter built for laughs, not a costume piece for daily wear. Pop it in a gift bag or keep it for yourself; either way, it delivers on the humor.

WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY

  • Bold graphic print — a black-and-white design built to get a reaction the moment it's unwrapped.
  • Stretch-knit comfort — a breathable fabric blend that moves with your body.
  • True-to-size XL fit — cut for a relaxed, all-day-comfortable feel.
  • Gift-ready presentation — packaged to go straight from cart to gift bag.

FAQ

Q: Is this style available in other sizes?
A: Yes — this novelty brief comes in a range of sizes from small through XXL, so check the size chart before you order.

Q: Is this meant to be worn regularly?
A: It's designed primarily as a novelty gag gift and party piece rather than an everyday basic, though the stretch-knit fabric is comfortable enough to wear.

WHO'S IT FOR?

Designed for men • Experience Level: N/A • Interests: novelty gifts, bachelor parties, gag gifts

CARE

Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry on low. Skip the bleach to keep the print looking sharp.

SAFETY

This is a novelty apparel item, not a toy — there's nothing here beyond fabric and print, so there's no compatibility or hygiene concern beyond normal laundering. Discontinue use if you notice any skin irritation from the fabric.

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