Asshxles Live Forever Live Fast Eat Ass Tee, M
A cheeky, bold-print statement tee cut in a Medium fit — a guaranteed conversation starter.
The officially licensed "Live Fast Eat Ass" tee from Assholes Live Forever — 100% cotton, true to size, exactly as blunt as it sounds. Medium.
- Bold, attention-grabbing statement print
- Comfortable Medium everyday fit
- Memorable novelty gift for parties
- Machine washable for easy care
- Sizing runs based on brand — check size chart
- Bold humor may not suit all audiences
- Screen print may fade faster with harsh washing
Bold print, guaranteed conversation starter.
Asshxles Live Forever Live Fast Eat Ass Tee, Medium
This graphic tee leans fully into cheeky humor with a bold statement print, cut in a comfortable Medium fit. It's the kind of novelty apparel piece that gets noticed the moment you walk in the room — perfect for a themed party, a roast, or just showing off your sense of humor.
WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY
- Bold statement print — humor that gets noticed
- Comfortable Medium fit — wearable beyond the joke
- Great novelty gift — a memorable pick for parties or exchanges
FAQ
Q: Does this run true to size?
A: It's a standard Medium — check the brand's size chart if unsure.
Q: Is the print durable through washing?
A: Standard cold-wash, inside-out care helps the print last longer.
WHO'S IT FOR?
Designed for For All Genders • Experience Level: N/A • Interests: novelty gifts, graphic apparel, party wear
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, and avoid high heat when drying to protect the print.
SAFETY
Check the fabric content for any known sensitivities before wearing.



