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Asshxles Live Forever Tee, Black & White, XXL

The same bold black-and-white statement tee, cut in a roomy XXLarge fit for extra comfort.

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The gag-gift tee everyone's talking about: Doc Johnson's take on the Assholes Live Forever novelty line, bold black & white print, ready to gift straight off the shelf.

What we like
  • Bold, conversation-starting graphic print
  • Roomy, comfortable XXLarge fit
  • Great as a novelty gift
  • Machine washable for easy care
Worth noting
  • Sizing runs based on brand — check size chart
  • Graphic humor may not suit all audiences
  • Screen print may fade faster with harsh washing

Extra room, same bold statement.

Asshxles Live Forever Tee, Black & White, XXL

Sized up for a roomier fit, this graphic tee keeps the same bold black-and-white print that turns heads and starts conversations. The XXLarge cut offers extra room through the chest and shoulders, making it a comfortable choice for lounging or gifting. A dependable novelty pick for anyone who wants a laugh-out-loud statement piece.

WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY

  • Bold graphic print — the same conversation-starting design
  • Roomy XXLarge fit — extra comfort through the chest and shoulders
  • Great novelty gift — an easy pick for gag-gift exchanges

FAQ

Q: How roomy is the XXLarge fit?
A: It's cut generously for extra comfort — check the brand's size chart if you're unsure.

Q: Can it be machine washed?
A: Yes, cold-wash inside out to protect the print.

WHO'S IT FOR?

Designed for For All Genders • Experience Level: N/A • Interests: novelty gifts, graphic apparel, gag gifts

CARE

Machine wash cold, inside out, and avoid high heat when drying to protect the print.

SAFETY

Check the fabric content for any known sensitivities before wearing.

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