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Asshxles Live Forever Good Dick Good Man Tee, M

A cheeky statement tee with a playful slogan print, cut in a Medium fit for everyday wear.

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Novelty gag gift from Doc Johnson (medium size) — details pending verification.

What we like
  • Playful, laugh-worthy slogan print
  • Comfortable Medium everyday fit
  • Great gag gift for parties
  • Machine washable for easy care
Worth noting
  • Sizing runs based on brand — check size chart
  • Slogan humor may not suit all audiences
  • Screen print may fade faster with harsh washing

A playful slogan, sized just right.

Asshxles Live Forever Good Dick Good Man Tee, Medium

This graphic tee pairs a playful slogan print with a comfortable Medium fit, making it an easy pick for casual wear or a gag-gift exchange. The bold text design is meant to spark a laugh, and the everyday fit means it doubles as a genuinely wearable tee, not just a one-time joke.

WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY

  • Playful slogan print — a bold, laugh-worthy statement
  • Medium everyday fit — comfortable for regular wear
  • Great gag gift — an easy pick for parties or gift exchanges

FAQ

Q: Does this run true to size?
A: It's cut as a standard Medium — check the brand's size chart if you're between sizes.

Q: Is it comfortable for everyday wear?
A: Yes, the fabric and fit are designed to work as a regular tee, not just a novelty piece.

WHO'S IT FOR?

Designed for For All Genders • Experience Level: N/A • Interests: novelty gifts, graphic apparel, gag gifts

CARE

Machine wash cold, inside out, and avoid high heat when drying to protect the print.

SAFETY

Check the fabric content for any known sensitivities before wearing.

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