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Outrageous Office Pens Asst Sayings 5 Pk – Cheeky Gag Gift

A five-pack of cheeky, adult-humor pens with assorted sayings — a fun desk gag gift for coworkers or white elephant swaps.

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Five ballpoint pens, five outrageously funny sayings — a cheeky little add-on gag gift for the desk, the bachelorette bag, or the white elephant pile.

What we like
  • Assorted cheeky sayings
  • Functions as a real writing pen
  • Easy, low-cost gag gift
  • Compact for gifting
Worth noting
  • Novelty only, not a premium writing pen
  • Humor may not suit all workplaces

Desk supplies with a side of side-eye humor.

Outrageous Office Pens Asst Sayings 5 Pk

This five-pack of pens pairs everyday office use with a set of assorted cheeky sayings, making them an easy laugh for coworkers, friends, or white elephant exchanges. Each pen writes like any standard office pen, so the humor is the only extra. It's a low-effort, high-laugh gift that works well for birthdays, office parties, or a stocking stuffer with an edge.

WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY

  • Assorted cheeky sayings — five different pens for variety.
  • Everyday functionality — writes like a standard office pen.
  • Easy gag gift — great for white elephant or office swaps.
  • Compact set — fits easily in a drawer or bag.

FAQ

Q: How many pens are in the pack?
A: The pack includes five pens with assorted sayings.

Q: Do the sayings repeat across pens?
A: The set is designed with an assortment, so sayings vary pen to pen.

WHO'S IT FOR?

Designed for All Genders • Experience Level: N/A • Interests: office gag gifts, white elephant swaps, novelty humor.

CARE

Store with cap on when not in use to prevent the tip from drying out.

SAFETY

Keep away from young children due to small parts and ink content; intended for novelty use only.

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