Major Dick Army Vanilla
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Estimated Delivery:Jun 09 - Jun 13
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Free Shipping & Returns: On all orders over $75
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Major Dick Army Vanilla
A harness-compatible, realistic dildo in vanilla beige with a suction cup base for versatile, hands-free use. Body-safe and phthalate free.
WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY
Meet your new go-to for hands-free fun. This dildo brings authentic phallic detail with a suction cup base that sticks to any flat surface—hello, versatility. Crafted from phthalate-free PVC, it respects your body without skimping on the feel.
SENSORY FEEL
At 5.5 inches long and 1.55 inches wide, the size is just right for those who appreciate realistic small and medium dimensions. The beige tone adds a subtle, natural look that’s easy to embrace.
WHY WE LOVE IT
This piece is harness compatible, making it a flexible addition to your collection. Whether solo or with a partner, it’s ready for your imagination. It’s simple, inclusive, and undeniably Throbbs-Worthy.
THROBBS™ SCALE
Intensity: 3/5
Ease of Use: 4/5
Discreetness: 4/5
COMMON QUESTIONS BUYERS ASK
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Is it beginner-friendly?
Yes — if you prefer an easy, low-fuss start. -
Can I use it solo or with a partner?
Both — whatever fits your mood. -
How do I care for it?
Follow the brand’s care guidance and keep it clean and dry between uses.
Shipping cost is based on weight. Just add products to your cart and use the Shipping Calculator to see the shipping price.
We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
Why shop at Throbbs?
Turn your “what ifs” into “oh yes.”
How long does it take to process an order?
Most orders are processed within 1–2 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking automatically so you can follow every step of the journey.
Do you ship discreetly?
Always. Every THROBBS order ships in plain, unbranded packaging with no product details on the label. Your privacy is non-negotiable.
How fast will my order arrive?
Shipping times vary by location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days after processing. Faster options may be available at checkout.
What is your return policy?
Unopened and unused items may be eligible for return within 7 days of delivery with an approved RMA. Due to the intimate nature of our products, opened items may be final sale.
👉 Full details are available on our Shipping & Returns page.
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