Light Me If Youre Horny 2oz Massage Candle
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Estimated Delivery:Mar 07 - Mar 11
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Free Shipping & Returns: On all orders over $75
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Light Me If Youre Horny 2oz Massage Candle
Light Me If Youre Horny is a vanilla cream scented massage candle designed to create a warm, inviting experience. This 2-ounce candle comes in a travel-friendly tin, making it easy to bring along for intimate moments anytime.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
2 ounces of massage candle in a safe tin container.
WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY
Light it, let the soft wax melt, and drizzle gently for a relaxing, sensual massage. The warm oil adds a tender touch that sets the mood without fuss.
WHY WE LOVE IT
This candle is both playful and practical—its creamy scent and easy use invite connection and comfort, whether at home or on the go.
COMMON QUESTIONS BUYERS ASK
Is it safe to use the melted wax on skin? Yes, but always let the wax cool slightly before applying to avoid discomfort.
Can I travel with this candle? Yes, its TSA-approved size fits nicely in your bag.
THROBBS™ SCALE
Intensity: 3/5
Ease of Use: 4/5
Discreetness: 4/5
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
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How long does it take to process an order?
Most orders are processed within 1–2 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking automatically so you can follow every step of the journey.
Do you ship discreetly?
Always. Every THROBBS order ships in plain, unbranded packaging with no product details on the label. Your privacy is non-negotiable.
How fast will my order arrive?
Shipping times vary by location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days after processing. Faster options may be available at checkout.
What is your return policy?
Unopened and unused items may be eligible for return within 7 days of delivery with an approved RMA. Due to the intimate nature of our products, opened items may be final sale.
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