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Eat a Jar of Dicks 2lb | Cheeky Candy Gag Gift

A jumbo jar of gummy candy shaped for laughs — the go-to gag gift for bachelorette parties and white elephant swaps.

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What we like
  • Big, shareable 2lb portion
  • Instant laugh-out-loud gag gift
  • No extra wrapping needed
  • Great for white elephant exchanges
Worth noting
  • Novelty shape and name isn't for every recipient
  • Check label for allergen info before serving

A 2lb jar of gummy candy that's basically guaranteed to get a laugh when it's unwrapped.

Eat a Jar of Dicks 2lb

This oversized jar of gummy candy is built for maximum reaction — think white elephant exchanges, bachelorette gift bags, or a gag gift that actually gets opened first. The 2lb portion means there's plenty to share (or not) at the party, and the playful jar presentation makes it a fun stand-alone gift without needing extra wrapping. It's a lighthearted pick for anyone who wants a laugh-out-loud gift that doesn't take itself too seriously.

WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY

  • Jumbo 2lb jar — enough gummy candy to share around the table
  • Instant gag-gift reaction — perfect for white elephant or bachelorette swaps
  • Ready to gift — the jar itself doubles as the presentation
  • Novelty conversation starter — an easy way to break the ice at a party
  • Shareable portion — enough for a group snack, not just one person

FAQ

Q: Is this actual edible candy?
A: Yes, it's a jar of gummy candy — the novelty is in the shape and presentation.

Q: Is it a good white elephant gift?
A: It's designed exactly for that kind of playful, adults-only gift exchange.

WHO'S IT FOR?

Designed for All Genders • Experience Level: Beginner • Interests: bachelorette parties, white elephant gifts, gag gifts

CARE

Store in a cool, dry place and check the package for any allergen or expiration information before serving.

SAFETY

Intended as a novelty candy gift for adults; check the label for allergen information before eating or serving, and keep away from young children who may not understand the novelty shape.

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