Asshxles Live Forever Live Fast Briefs Small
A cheeky small-size novelty brief with a bold catchphrase print, made for gag-gift laughs.
The officially licensed "Live Fast Eat Ass" tee from Assholes Live Forever — 100% cotton, true to size, and exactly as blunt as it sounds. Small.
- Bold, laugh-out-loud graphic print
- Comfortable stretch-knit fabric
- True-to-size fit
- Great low-cost gag gift
- Novelty print only — not an everyday basic
- Sizing runs by chart, not standard brief numbering
- Best hand-washed over time to protect the graphic
Nothing breaks the ice at a party faster than a bold catchphrase brief.
Asshxles Live Forever Live Fast Briefs Small
This novelty brief pairs a punchy catchphrase graphic with a soft, stretchy knit built for a comfortable small-size fit. It's a favorite pick for white elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, or anyone who wants a laugh wrapped in a gift box. The fabric is breathable and flexible, so the humor doesn't come at the cost of comfort. Grab it as a stocking stuffer or a stand-alone gag gift — either way, the print does the talking.
WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY
- Punchy catchphrase graphic — bold text print built for instant laughs.
- Soft stretch-knit fabric — breathable and flexible for everyday comfort.
- Small, true-to-size fit — a relaxed cut that's easy to size for.
- Party-perfect gift — ideal for white elephant swaps and bachelor parties.
FAQ
Q: What size range does this print come in?
A: This design is offered across a size run from small through XXL — check the size chart to find your fit.
Q: Is the print durable through washing?
A: Yes, with gentle care — wash cold and skip the dryer's high heat to help the graphic hold up over time.
WHO'S IT FOR?
Designed for men • Experience Level: N/A • Interests: novelty gifts, party favors, gag gifts
CARE
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid bleach or high heat to protect the graphic print.
SAFETY
A fabric-only novelty item with no toy components — discontinue wear if you notice any skin irritation from the material.
