This Smells Like We’re Gunna Have Sex 2oz Massage Candle
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Estimated Delivery:Jun 10 - Jun 14
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This Smells Like We’re Gunna Have Sex 2oz Massage Candle
A playful 2oz vanilla creme massage candle that melts into warm oil, Great for intimate, relaxing touch anytime, anywhere.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
One 2-ounce massage candle in a travel-friendly tin. Scented with vanilla creme for a warm, inviting aroma.
WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY
Light it, let it melt, then drizzle the warm oil for a sensual and relaxing massage. The vanilla creme scent adds a playful touch to your intimate moments. Compact and easily portable, this candle invites you to come inside and feel the vibration of connection.
WHY WE LOVE IT
This candle is a cheeky, thoughtful way to set the mood without fuss. Its warm massage oil transforms a simple touch into a luxurious, inclusive experience Made for anyone craving a little more closeness.
COMMON QUESTIONS BUYERS ASK
Q: Is the candle safe to use on the skin?
A: Always extinguish the flame before applying melted oil to avoid burns or discomfort.
Q: Is it travel-friendly?
A: Yes, the 2oz tin fits TSA guidelines for carry-on travel.
THROBBS™ SCALE
Intensity: 3/5
Ease of Use: 4/5
Discreetness: 4/5
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
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How long does it take to process an order?
Most orders are processed within 1–2 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking automatically so you can follow every step of the journey.
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Always. Every THROBBS order ships in plain, unbranded packaging with no product details on the label. Your privacy is non-negotiable.
How fast will my order arrive?
Shipping times vary by location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days after processing. Faster options may be available at checkout.
What is your return policy?
Unopened and unused items may be eligible for return within 7 days of delivery with an approved RMA. Due to the intimate nature of our products, opened items may be final sale.
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