Paddle 'F*ck You'
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Estimated Delivery:Jun 10 - Jun 14
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Free Shipping & Returns: On all orders over $75
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Paddle 'F*ck You'
Paddle 'F*ck You'
WHAT'S INCLUDED
- 1x Paddle 'F*ck You'
WHAT MAKES IT THROBBS-WORTHY
- Durable polyurethane construction
- Bold 'F*ck You' design
- Intermediate level intensity
AUDIENCE FIT
Those comfortable with intermediate impact play looking for bold expression.SENSORY FEEL
A solid slap with a clear message; visually striking and tactilely impactful.WHY WE LOVE IT
This paddle embodies playful defiance, perfect for those who enjoy artistry in their intimate encounters.THROBBS™ SCALE
Intensity: 4/5 / Flexibility: 2/5 / Ease of Use: 4/5 / Discreetness: 1/5COMMON QUESTIONS BUYERS ASK
- Q: Is the paddle suitable for beginners? A: It's best suited for intermediate players.
- Q: Does it leave a mark? A: Yes, the paddle is designed to leave an imprint.
- Q: What's the material? A: It's made from sturdy polyurethane.
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
Why shop at Throbbs?
Turn your “what ifs” into “oh yes.”
How long does it take to process an order?
Most orders are processed within 1–2 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking automatically so you can follow every step of the journey.
Do you ship discreetly?
Always. Every THROBBS order ships in plain, unbranded packaging with no product details on the label. Your privacy is non-negotiable.
How fast will my order arrive?
Shipping times vary by location, but most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days after processing. Faster options may be available at checkout.
What is your return policy?
Unopened and unused items may be eligible for return within 7 days of delivery with an approved RMA. Due to the intimate nature of our products, opened items may be final sale.
👉 Full details are available on our Shipping & Returns page.
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